What the hell

Allegedly I am a mom. Apparently I suck at this occupation. Why? Well I just came back from the schools 'family thanksgiving lunch thingy' (which sucked btw). While I was sitting with my nenes attempting to get to know they're friends and not embarrass them I noticed that someone was going around tables taking photos. I decided to be cool with that. That's when I realized that for who knows how fricking long my skull and cross bone thong has been peeking out of my pants. FUCK!